Our terrible housekeepers throw away used napkins.
GUEST: You should fire all the housekeepers.
CONCIERGE: All of them?
GUEST: At least the managers. I had written some very, very important notes down on some used napkins from my take-out last night and they were scattered about my table. When I went up to my room I saw that the housekeeper had thrown them away!
CONCIERGE: Used napkins?
GUEST: Is this what your hotel calls good housekeeping?